I’m quoting the entire post because it is just that
funny.
A few years ago, The Fleet Foxes
burst onto the scene with their angelic harmonies, and it was like nothing
anyone had heard since the days of Crosby , Stills, Nash
& Young. It was totally disruptive to everything else we had been hearing
at the time, and that disruption (just like it frequently does) led to a
massive trend.
Well, I’m here to say I’m sick and
tired of that trend. It makes me want to barf on my lap. Guys with beards
looking up at the sky and trying to hit the high note is ridiculous. If we
don’t turn this around, we’re all going to be really ashamed of ourselves when
we look back in a few years. Just because two guys in a band have a beard
doesn’t make them any different from Evan and Jaron.
Over the past 4 years, all you
needed was any one of the following things to get noticed by music bloggers 1)
beards, 2) an animal in your band name, 3) a standing drummer, or 4) 3-part
harmonies. It was a sure fire way to try and get attention, like girls who wear
skirts in the winter or people who run marathons.
I want to rock. I want someone that
looks like Rex Chapman with absolutely zero sideburns and a hint of a mullet
screaming into a microphone. Can someone please send us something that rocks?
-- That Guy from the post I’m
Really Tired of Dudes Harmonizing with Each Other
This actually reminds me of a discussion I had with Scott over at his
blog One Hundred to One recently. The
post itself was about Scott’s disappointment with the sites PunkNews.org and
AbsolutePunk.net and their lack of coverage of actual punk bands. In the comments I stated that I actually
liked what PunkNews.org was doing and how they didn’t adhere to the closed
minded punk mentality of zines like Maximum
Rock ‘n’ Roll. Then I stated the
following –
One site that I do follow, but
don’t really like all that much though is Pitchfork. Sometimes there is a good
post here and there but mostly it is the same junk that is on nearly every
other music related site (in other words, lots of posts about Bon Iver and Lana
Del Rey).
Which brings me to something that
I’ve noticed with a lot of music sites… They all (or at least many of them)
seem to all write about the same flash-in-the-pan “indie” artist. Have you
noticed that? I don’t mind Stereogum because they actually do a really good job
(and can write well) but it seems like so many other sites are just trying to
be like them (them = Stereogum).
NPR Music is also guilty of this as well, but in their
defense, they do actually cover a lot of different styles of music, not just
whatever is the new, hip “indie” thing.
In answer to That Guy’s request through for bands that rock,
there are tons of them out there, you’re just not hearing them. A lot of those bands get coverage on sites
like PunkNews.org and ninebullets.net.
Maybe they get to see these bands that rock because they are niche sites
that typically cover bands that rock instead of whatever is the new thing. For example, if you were an artist like John
Moreland for example and you were in the process of sending out press releases
to promote your latest record. Which
sites would you contact? Ones that you
know will 1) give you coverage and 2) will be seen by your target audience
(like PunkNews.org and ninebullets.net) or one that might cover your stuff
(like Pitchfork and Stereogum).
Obviously I have no idea what Mr. Moreland does to help promote his new
releases, but it would make the most sense to target those sites that would
actually garner you more listeners. That
having been said, I think if a site like Stereogum actually heard Moreland’s
amazing music they’d give him coverage, but sadly his press release would
probably get lost in the piles that they get on a daily basis.
With music sites, they seem to fall into three
categories: 1) ones that cover
mainstream music, 2) ones that cover the latest “indie” trends, and 3) sites
that cover specific niche genres or subgenres.
Personally I follow a bit of all three types in my Google Reader. My favorites tend to be PunkNews.org, ninebullets.net, and Dying Scene, but there are also a slew of
sites dedicated to power pop that I also enjoy quite a bit. Hearya.com (the site I quoted above) also does a good job and is worth checking out. Plus I also enjoy Stereogum and think that off all of the sites
out there covering the latest in indie music it is by far the best.
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