Friday, April 30, 2010

The A.V. Club Tackles Emo

The A.V. Club’s Gateways to Geekery column has put together a pretty good history of the genre emo.

Money Quote –
Can you say “emo” without wincing? In 2010, the word has become associated with so many things that it’s become practically meaningless, and whatever connotations it does have are overwhelmingly negative. To defend it is to invite the most withering of scorn. And why not? If all you knew of the word was dudes in eyeliner with stupid haircuts, what would you think? It doesn’t help that the bands that self-identify as emo are generally terrible—and often too young to know any better themselves. Ask them about Rites Of Spring, and chances are they’ll tilt their heads like confused puppies.
Thanks to PunkNews.org for the find.

FINALLY! Pinkerton Reissue Nearly Available

PunkNews.org is reporting that Weezer has finally starting taking pre-orders for the deluxe reissue of their 1996 classic Pinkerton. All I can say is, it’s about freaking time!

Video of the Day

"Man in Black" by Johnny Cash

What in the Heck is Going on in China?

Headline: 5 preschoolers hit with hammer in new China attack

From the story –
A farmer attacked kindergarten students with a hammer, injuring five, before burning himself to death Friday in China's third such assault in as many days and prompting the government to demand stricter school security nationwide.
Three schools attacked in three days, with this last nutbar lighting himself on fire? As Liz Lemon would say “What the WHAT?!?”

If Anyone Ever Doubted the Fact That We Need to Get Off of Oil…

Just look at the devastation in the Gulf of Mexico. At this point millions of barrels worth of oil have poured into the Gulf doing untold amounts of damage. We will be cleaning up this mess for decades to come.

Quote of the Day

The truth is that the modern American president is a piƱata. It's Whack-A-Mole time on Pennsylvania Avenue. Every second of every day, somebody is hammering the Chief Executive.

This kind of stuff takes a toll. Many brilliant Americans simply will not enter politics because they don't want their spirits crushed. I admire the resiliency of President Obama, just as I admired President Bush's pluck. These are tough guys, like 'em or not.
-- Bill O’Reilly from the column Heckling President Obama

Currently Listening

1. “Drinking with the Band” by Hudson Falcons (from Desire to Burn)
2. “Worker Fate” by Hudson Falcons (from Desperation & Revolution)
3. “Jersey City Streets” by Hudson Falcons (from La Famiglia)
4. “Baby, I’m a King” by Hudson Falcons (from Singles Collection 1997-2002)
5. “Stay With Me” by Hudson Falcons (from For Those Whose Hearts and Souls Are True)
6. “All American” by Down By Law (from All Scratched Up!)
7. “Dead End” by Down By Law (from Blue)
8. “Best Friends” by Down By Law (from Down By Law)
9. “Factory Day” by Down By Law (from The Last of the Sharpshooters)
10. “Bright Green Globe” by Down By Law (from punkrockacademyfightsong)

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Desire to Blog

Lately my desire to blog has been nonexistent. Heck the only reason why I cranked up the computer today was to check on some things that I’ve requested from the library. But when I think about blogging, nothing really come to mind. I’ll find the occasional story that inspires me to post something, but for the most part all I see out there is mindless rantings of people who A) think that they are absolutely right and B) think that anyone who disagrees with them is absolutely wrong. This disease infects all areas and aspects of the political, religious, and philosophical spectrums and blogs and at this point it is just mind numbing. I have over 600 unread posts in my Google Reader and for some reason I just bring myself to read most of them. Everything is so damned depressing that honestly I just want to escape. Now where are my Buffy and Angel DVDs…

Some Sanity on Immigration

From Dave at Dave Town, the post is entitled America? Anyone? Bueller?. Read it.

Currently Listening

The first eight songs are songs that I think would make great medleys. For example, Alkaline Trio should bust into Dag Nasty’s “Under Your Influence” in the middle of playing “This Addiction.” The last two songs are just random ones that I picked.

1. “Lean on Sheena” by The Bouncing Souls (from The Gold Record)
2. “Draculina” by Alkaline Trio (from This Addiction)
3. “This Addiction” by Alkaline Trio (from This Addiction)
4. “Under Your Influence” by Dag Nasty (from Field Day)
5. “White Riot” by The Clash (from The Clash)
6. “Baby I’m a King” by The Devil Dogs (from 30 Sizzling Slabs!)
7. “They’ll Never Call it Quits” by One Man Army (from Dead End Stories)
8. “Alternative Ulster” by Stiff Little Fingers (from Inflammable Material [UK Bonus Tracks])
9. “I Think I’m in Love” by Sinkhole (from Groping for Trout)
10. “If All Else Fails Play Dead” by Red City Radio (from To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie)

Monday, April 26, 2010

Cover Wars -- "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"

Queen vs. Elvis Presley vs. Dwight Yoakam







My Vote: Impossible to pick. All three are amazing.

Currently Listening

1. “Punk Chick” by The A.G.’s (from This World Sucks)
2. “This Addiction” by Alkaline Trio (from This Addiction)
3. “Crust” by Big Drill Car (from Batch)
4. “Sounds of the City” by The Bouncing Souls (from The Gold Record)
5. “Pulse Check” by The Copyrights (from Learn the Hard Way)
6. “Dog and Pony Show” by Descendents (from Cool To Be You)
7. “So Called Druglords” by Druglords of the Avenues (from Sing Songs)
8. “See You Tonight” by The Eyeliners (from Here Comes Trouble)
9. “Minit Maid” by Hagfish (from Buick Men)
10. “Katrina and Paul” by J Church (from Camels, Spilled Corona and the Sound of Mariachi Bands)

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Terry Goodkind, Still a Poop

Terry Goodkind is an author who has sold millions of books with his Sword of Truth series, yet stringently denied the fact that his work is fantasy literature, has returned to Tor Books and to the characters that brought him wealth. For those who aren’t fans of the genre, Tor is one of, if not the leading publisher of fantasy literature.

I’ve never met the man, but everything that I have ever read about Goodkind tells me that he is a pretentious jackass who has delusions of philosophical grandeur with his writing. He has constantly tried to separate himself from the genre that has made him famous and successful and now he seems to be crawling back because his other work just didn’t do that well. On the one hand it is understandable that an author would want to write other things. It has been said that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle tried desperately to write something other than Sherlock Holmes but his publisher, while willing to print other books, wouldn’t pay him near as much for non-Holmes material. So from that stand point I can completely understand wanting to step away and do something different, but the fact is that Goodkind has consistently talked trash about the fantasy genre and now he seems to be returning to it with his tail tucked between his legs. It’s kind of pathetic really.

Remember New Coke?

Well it just turned 25. I remember the horror and disgust my mother expressed when New Coke made its debut. We actually stockpiled the original Coke right before it left the shelves. Thank the heaves it returned a few months later in the form of Coke Classic.

CD Review: This Addiction


Title: This Addiction (Epitaph, Amazon)
Artist: Alkaline Trio (Official, MySpace, Last.fm, Wikipedia)

I first heard Alkaline Trio back in 1998 when I was producing the zine Caught Off Guard. I received a package of CDs to review from Asian Man Records which included their EP For Your Lungs Only (on a side note, it also included releases by Tuesday and The Broadways; all three of these bands were related to the band Slapstick which was one of the great ska punk bands on the 90s). In my review of For Your Lungs Only I described Alkaline Trio as “(t)here piece poppy emo” and I think that description still holds to this day (Alkaline Trio was one of the first bands that was equally pop punk and emo, thus blurring the lines of those subgenres). Some of Alkaline Trio’s releases have been far more emo and others more poppy (and some seem to be channeling the Misfits through a net of Embrace and Screeching Weasel), but overall this band hasn’t transgressed that far from that early EP.

With This Addiction, Alkaline Trio has perfected their trade. To put it simply, this album is emoy pop punk perfection. The songs are beautifully catchy and just perfectly designed for sing-a-longs with lyrics that are heartfelt and honest while striking a perfect balance between the poetic with the straightforward. These songs really speak to me and I’m not sure if that is because of the generational similarities that I have with the members of the group or the fact that we seem to have very similar tastes in music, or the fact that they deal with real-life relationship issues that are more mature and grown-up (I know this sounds like a bad thing but it’s not meant to be).

I can already tell that This Addiction is going to spend a lot of time in my CD player this year. If you are a fan of Alkaline Trio and haven’t gotten this album yet, you really should. If you’ve never listened to Alkaline Trio but are a fan of bands like The All-American Rejects, Smoking Popes, Jimmy Eat World, Screeching Weasel, or Dead To Me then you really should give This Addiction a listen.

Currently Listening

1. “Good Girls Don’t” by The A.G.’s (from This World Sucks)
2. “Crude Bomb” by The Evens (from The Evens)
3. “No One Believes in Moons and Goochers” by Red City Radio (from To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie)
4. “Wreck on the Highway” by Sinkhole (from Groping for Trout)
5. “One Pill” by Teen Idols (from More Bounce to the Ounce Disc 1)
6. “Get Out” by The Devil Dogs (from 30 Sizzling Slabs!)
7. “This is Getting Over You” by Alkaline Trio (from Alkaline Trio)
8. “The Greenest Field” by Down By Law (from Blue)
9. “Lean on Sheena” by The Bouncing Souls (from The Gold Record)
10. “Frogs” by The Flaming Lips (from Hit to Death on the Future Head)

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Video of the Day

"When We Wre Kids" by Filthy Thieving Bastards

Why I Love Leslie Simon

Because she writes stuff like this. HILARIOUS!

Quote of the Day

What distinguishes libertarians from the anti-government crowd is not that we oppose many government policies but that we support the rights of the individual. Ours is an agenda inspired by positive values, by the love of human freedom, by our belief in the sanctity of the thinking mind, not by hatred for a president, or an administration, or any government.
-- CLS from the post Hating a government doesn't mean loving liberty.

Amazing Hubble Photos


In anniversary of the Hubble Space Telescope’s 20th anniversary, NASA has released an amazing image of the Carina Nebula.

From the story –
Touted as a "20th anniversary image of the Carina Nebula in the sky," the photo shows what NASA described as a "tower of cool hydrogen and dust" measuring 3 light-years tall, where a number of young stars are being born.

"Scorching radiation and fast winds (streams of charged particles) from super-hot newborn stars in the nebula are shaping and compressing the pillar," NASA said on its website, "causing new stars to form within it."

The image was first observed by the telescope on Feb. 1, NASA said, but required time to be processed. It shows only a small portion of the massive Carina Nebula, a region located 7,500 light-years away which the space agency said is known to be a prime location for star creation.

Since first casting its eye on the universe, the Hubble has observed more than 30,000 targets and snapped more than a half-million pictures. Its discoveries are staggering: from providing proof of dark matter to spotting more than 400 previously unknown planets to recording the deepest images of the universe ever glimpsed.

Thanks to repairs and upgrades made over the telescope's lifespan, the Hubble is now 100 times more powerful than when it first began its stargazing mission.

Beautiful isn’t it? Our universe never ceases to amaze me.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Video of the Day

"Give Peace a Chance" by Sean Lennon, Yoko Ono, and friends


I thought of this song yesterday on Earth Day and had to see if someone had put the video up. I remember getting the cassette single for this remake of “Give Peace a Chance” when it came out in 1991. I was a sophomore in high school at the time and opposed to the Gulf War. I even had a necklace with a peace symbol on it that I wore. I’m still not sure who everyone is in this video but man does it bring back some memories.

Currently Listening

1. “Never is Now” by Sinkhole (from Retrospectacles)
2. “Deep End” by Sinkhole (from Space Freak)
3. “Don’t Fail Me Now” by Sinkhole (from Core Sample)
4. “I Think I’m in Love” by Sinkhole (from Groping for Trout)
5. “Door” by Sinkhole (from More Bounce to the Ounce Disc 2)
6. “Sad State of Affairs” by Descendents (from Rock Against Bush)
7. “Where We’re Going We Don’t Need Roads” by Red City Radio (from To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie)
8. “Bike Thief” by Red City Radio (from Midwestern Hymnals)
9. “Dead Friends Don’t Play Debts” by Red City Radio (from To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie)
10. “Girl Talk” by Euclid Crash (from Nice People NMF Preview)

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Happy Earth Day!

Go hug a tree and recycle something. :o)

Here is an extremely moving song by Julian Lennon that speaks to the very idea of Earth Day.

Video of the Day

"June Gloom" by The Like

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Going Through the Motions

That is pretty much me lately. Like Buffy Summers once sang, I’m just going through the motions of life feeling pretty detached from everything and everyone. I’ve got this new boss at work and honestly I was dubious about working with him because I thought he was a bit of a douche bag. Well it turns out the man isn’t a complete dick. In some ways he and I are a lot a like (if I liked sports and completely sold out to corporate America that is). At home things are strained. I don’t get to see my wife very often and when I do the conversations are short and not often that pleasant. I’m sure a lot of this is in my own head because lord knows I am needy and have issues and she’s a bit of a recluse. The kids are getting older and more independent (and depending on the day defiant). The bills keep coming in and my paychecks are still too small. I’d look for a new job but most of the ones that I have seen are on the other side of town and we have gotten to the point that we can’t afford me working anywhere too far away (plus even though I hate my job I love the convenience of it). On top of all of this I feel adrift spiritually and politically (or maybe philosophically is a better way to put it). I honestly trust none of our leaders, political or otherwise, and am losing hope for humanity.

More than anything I just feel so lost and lonely all of the time. I would love to find a cause, but they all seem to be corrupted. Everything in this world seems tainted by greed and filth. There are no great ideas or themes anymore (or as Mark Hunter once said “All the great themes have been used up and turned into theme parks.”). The world is falling apart around us and we are doing nothing real to stop it. I want to have something to hope for and to work for. Like the Ramones once sang “I’m looking for something to believe in, I don’t know where to start and I don’t know where to begin.” Sadly I just don’t see much out there though.

*sigh*

A Whole Lotta Oz

It seems that there are a slew of movies coming out based on L Frank Baum’s Oz series.

From the story –
According to a Production Weekly tweet, he's the front runner to direct Oz The Great and Powerful, based partly on the L. Frank Baum books that also gave us such films as The Wizard of Oz and Return to Oz. Like the latter (and to some extent The Muppets' Wizard of Oz), this film is set up at Disney. And here's the best part: Robert Downey Jr. is first choice to play the ol' Wizard. Because it had to be him or Johnny Depp, right?

24 Frames reported on this project a month ago when it was called "Brick." Scripted by Mitchell Kapner (The Whole Nine Yards), the plot concerns the back story of Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkel Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs (or O.Z. for short, as the rest of the initials spell out "PINHEAD"). A young circus magician from Omaha, O.Z. ends up ruler of the land also coincidentally called Oz when he mistakenly lands there in his hot air balloon. Apparently this is gaining heat because of the success of Alice in Wonderland while also coinciding with Universal's adaptation of Wicked, which is similarly an origin story inspired more than based upon the original Baum stories.

Other Wizard of Oz movies in the works right now include New Line's straight adaptation The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and Warner Bros.' darker, comic-booky Oz, which sends Dorothy's granddaughter to Oz to "fight evil," according to the LA Times. Disney's version will be produced by Alice in Wonderland's Joe Roth, and I'm assuming it will hit theaters before the rest.

It will be interesting to see if audiences can accept so many different interpretations and reinterpretations of the Oz characters/stories. Of all of these upcoming projects, I am am looking forward to Wicked the most.

This is Why I Don’t Like Marvel

When I read comics, I read DC, partly because I prefer the universe and the characters and also because Marvel has a tendency to just reboot their characters in what seem to be random and meaningless ways.

Don’t believe me? Well, according to this story, Marvel is rebooting the mutant superhero team to include Spider-Man, Elektra, and Blade.

From the story –
X-Men fans are used to sweeping changes in their favorite X-Men comics. It seems like there's a massive creative re-structuring of the core books every five years or so, with new titles introduced and old titles given the axe, and the team line-ups changing like the seasons. What X-Men fans aren't used to is seeing your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man on the team. Or the vampire hunter Blade. Or the assassin Elektra. Or a She-Hulk from the future. What the heck is going on here?
What the heck? WTF is more like it!

Thanks to Cinematical for the find.

Currently Listening

Today I’m letting the computer pick the tunes.

1. “Time Tells Time [Early Band Demo]” by Swingin’ Utters (from Hatest Grits: B-Sides and Bullshit)
2. “In the Eyes of MY Friends” by Sugar (from Believe What You’re Saying)
3. “Show Me” by The Commitments (from The Commitments, Vol. 2)
4. “Crazy Horse” by Pinhead Gunpowder (from Compulsive Disclosure)
5. “Bab’s Uvula Who?” by Green Day (from Insomniac)
6. “On the Edge” by Youth Brigade (from Sink with Kalifornija)
7. “White and Lazy” by The Replacements (from Stink)
8. “Lie Detector” by Dead Kennedys (from Bedtime for Democracy)
9. “Ha Ha You’re Dead” by Green Day (from Shenanigans)
10. “Trixxy” by Hagfish (from Caught Live)

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The Greatest Pop Punk Bands That Didn’t Get Their Due

When people say the term pop punk usually bands like The Ramones, Descendents, and Screeching Weasel come to mind and while they (and their related bands) are by far the most important bands in the genre, they are not all that is out there. In fact during the 1990s in the midst of the grunge, alternative, ska, and punk booms, there were pop punk bands traveling the country in small vans and putting out fantastic records that just never got their due.

Here are five of those bands that I highly recommend checking out.

Sinkhole (MySpace, Official, Last.fm) – This band hailed from somewhere in the northeast and put out some of the catchiest music that I’ve ever heard.

Sicko (Official, Last.fm, Wikipedia, MySpace) – Hailing from Seattle, WA, Sicko mixed pop sensibilities with a healthy does of nerdiness.

Big Drill Car (Official, MySpace, Wikipedia, Last.fm) – BDC was formed by members of the Orange County punk band MIA and were one of the original Cruz Records bands (along with ALL and Chemical People).

Gameface (MySpace, Last.fm) – Orange County’s Gameface mixed the melodic with their pop punk that is very reminiscent of the sound that became huge with the emo explosion of the 2000s, only they were playing their brand of pop punk when emo was still synonymous with post hardcore and bands like Alkaline Trio had yet to form. Also the lead singer sounds a lot like the guy from the Gin Blossoms.

Zoinks! (MySpace, Last.fm) – This Reno, NV three piece put out ridiculously catch songs about things like Uma Thurman. Like Sinkhole, and Gameface, the Zoinks! were on the excellent Dr. Strange Records.

Currently Listening

1. “You’ve Got So Fat to Go” by Alkaline Trio (from Maybe I’ll Catch Fire)
2. “Friend of Mine” by Big Drill Car (from No Worse for the Wear)
3. “Kid” by The Bouncing Souls (from Hopeless Romantic)
4. “Crush” by Jimmy Eat World (from Clarity)
5. “One More Time” by Hot Water Music (from A Flight and a Crash)
6. “Starting Line” by The Methadones (from This Won’t Hurt)
7. “Mr. Shepherd’s Bandage” by The Pavers (from Local 1500)
8. “If All Else Fails Play Dead” by Red City Radio (from To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie)
9. “Kid Candy” by Seaweed (from Four)
10. “On My Own” by Teenage Bottlerock (from Warning Device)

Monday, April 19, 2010

I’ll Never Forget

15 years ago today Oklahoma City suffered its greatest tragedy when the Alfred P. Murrah was bombed, killing 168 people. I was working at the Service Merchandise at I-240 and Penn. (which is now a Big Lots) and we heard the explosion. At first I thought that something very large had fallen in the warehouse in the back of the building. Soon we came to find out the truth.

That was a horrible day, but Oklahomans proved to the world that we can come together when needed. That day was a defining moment for this state and for my generation. Let us never forget.

Currently Watching


Title: Angel Season 5 (Amazon, Wikipedia)

The final season of Angel found Angel and co. at the helms of the evil law firm Wolfram & Hart, trying to use its seemingly unlimited resources in the fight against evil. Much of this season deals with the ideas of corruption and staying true to yourself and your ideals while still working in a system that you know to be flawed, broken, and evil.

I have an entirely new perspective watching this season now, six years after it finally ended. What I now see that I didn’t catch then is the underlying commentary about corporate America. Angel and co. find themselves in a situation in which they are questioning themselves constantly, trying to decide if they are doing the right thing or the right thing for the company (which rarely seem to coincide). I have to admit that I often feel this struggle when I go into work so this season spoke to me on a whole new level now.

The other great part of the season was the inclusion of Spike (the other vampire with a soul). The interplay between Spike and Angel is fantastic and at times utterly hilarious. The only real problem with this season is the fact that it had to be wrapped up so quickly. If memory serves, they had three or four episodes left to produce when they got the word that this would be the last season of the show. Because of that, many plot lines were left unfulfilled and the ending abrupt, but even with its flaws, the show went out on a high note in epic fashion and is something that I can watch over and over again.

My Fiction -- Memphis Vampire Hunter: Chapter 5 & 6

Memphis Vampire Hunter: Chapter 1
Memphis Vampire Hunter: Chapter 2
Memphis Vampire Hunter: Chapter 3
Memphis Vampire Hunter: Chapter 4

Memphis Vampire Hunter: Chapter 5

The funeral for Peter Stevenson was three days later. It was a sunny Saturday afternoon and Zack stood with Mr. and Mrs. Stevenson throughout the gravesite service. Those gathered included Peter’s friends from school, fellow students from Zack’s school, and family members. Lynn Rose was also in attendance.

“This is a sad day for all who knew Peter,” the priest stated solemnly. “To die at such a young age is a tragedy, but he will live on in our memories. Peter was a kind boy with a good heart. He will be missed. May God watch over you soul Peter.” The priest crossed himself and the casket was lowered into the grave. Once completely lowered, the priest picked up a handful of dirt and tossed it onto the casket in the grave. “Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.” The priest led a prayer and then concluded the service.

After the service, those gathered slowly began to leave after giving their condolences to Mr. and Mrs. Stevenson. Zack waited for nearly everyone to leave before he approached Peter’s parents.

“Oh Zack,” Mrs. Stevenson said as she hugged him. “Thank you for coming.”

“I wouldn’t miss this. We all needed to say good-bye,” Zack paused. “Peter was a good kid. I’m so sorry.”

Mr. Stevenson took Zack’s hand and held it for a long moment. “Thank you for everything you have done,” he said and then they turned and walked with the priest to their car. Zack watched them leave and then turned to the grave.

He stood at the gravesite in deep thought when Lynn Rose came up next to him. They stood in silence for a long moment when Zack finally broke it.

“He died because of me,” Zack said barely above a whisper.

“No…” Lynn began to respond but stopped when Zack raised his hand and shook his head.

“Yes it was,” he said. The two continued to stand in the afternoon sun. “He will not have died for nothing.”

“Go home Zack,” Lynn said.

“How can you tell me to go home when this kid died because of me?” Zack burst. After a moment he shook his head and said, “I’m sorry Lynn. It’s not you. I know I should go home. I’ve cancelled tonight’s classes and Wendy is busy at the club.”

“You need some rest,” Lynn stated putting her hand on Zack’s shoulder. “Go home and get some. Please.”

“What do I do Lynn? Peter’s death will not be in vein.”

“After you have gotten some rest, then we will talk.”


Memphis Vampire Hunter: Chapter 6

Zack Anderson finished his last evening class and packed up his things. Earlier in the day he had told Wendy that he had some things to attend to after class and would not be going to the club.

“Are you sure Zack?” Wendy asked. “You really need to relax, especially with everything you have been through lately.”

“No, this is something I need to get done,” Zack said. “Don’t worry, I’m okay.”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m sure,” Zack said with a smile. “Now get going, you have a club to run.”

“Okay, but I’m not through with you yet Zack,” Wendy said with a wary smile as she left Zack’s office. You’re up to something, she thought.

The day’s classes had been long and Zack was ready to learn more about vampires.

***

“Hello Zack,” Lynn Rose said to Zack while he stood on the porch of her house. “Come on in.”

Zack walked into Lynn’s house, remembering the last time he was here. The night he killed those vampires. The night that led to Peter’s death.

Lynn led Zack to her office and asked him to take a seat. Ignoring the couch, Zack sat at the chair in front of her desk. Lynn walked to one of the bookcases, removed a very old looking book, and brought it to her desk. Sitting the book in front of Zack, she walked around the desk and sat down.

“What is this?” Zack asked.

“Take a look,” Lynn responded.

With a sigh, Zack looked over the book. There was no name or title printed on the front. Zack opened the book and found the pages tattered and browned with age. He flipped through a few pages and looked at Lynn with a combination of shock, frustration, and trepidation.

“The language is Sumerian. This is one of the oldest texts dealing with vampires, demons, and other supernatural entities and phenomena.” Lynn folded her hands and leaned against her desk, “Vampires have existed since the beginning. Their exact origins are not known, even in the oldest of texts. Vampires feed off of humans to stay “alive.” Much of what you see in the movies has at least some basis in reality. They are the undead, but they are more than that. A vampire is a human transformed into a demon, yet it isn’t completely either. Vampires have very human and demon aspects yet exist somewhere in-between.”

Zack stared at the book and continued to thumb through pages, stopping at the occasion map or drawing.

Taking a deep breath, Lynn continued. “Vampires are stronger and faster than humans. All of their senses have greatly enhanced acuteness. Some vampires develop telepathic abilities while others practice magic and other just enjoy killing.”

Zack closed the book and looked at Lynn with stark determination, “How do I kill them?”

“It’s not that easy Zack. Vampires are much stronger and faster than we are. They can-“

Zack held up his hand cutting her off. “I know they can be killed. You showed me how. Remember? So besides the sharp piece of wood to the heart, how else do I kill them?”

Shaking her head Lynn began, “I never wanted this for you.”

“Never wanted what?” Zack shouted as he jumped to his feet and began to pace the room. “Never wanted me to save some poor homeless guy from a savage death? Never wanted me to watch as one of my students is slowly killed in front of me? Christ, who would want that?”

“I’m sorry Zack,” Lynn said “This is a long road that you are about to start down and it is not one that you can easily get off of once you have started.”

“What are you talking about?” Zack said. “I just want to take out Peter’s murderer and since you said we cannot go to the police…” Zack stopped mid-sentence and collapsed into the couch putting his head in his hands while resting his elbows on his knees.

Slowly Lynn walked around her desk and sat next to Zack on the couch.

“I’m sorry Lynn. I know this is not your fault,” Zack said.

“It’s okay. This is not easy and besides at some point you needed to yell at someone. I am good for that,” Lynn said with a small smile while placing a hand on Zack’s shoulder.

Zack looked up at her and said, “Please tell me everything that you know about these things and how I can stop them. I need to do this.”

“Are you sure?” Lynn asked. “Once you start, they will never stop coming.”

Zack shook his head yes.

“Okay. Get up. We are going for a drive.”

***

Lynn Rose drove Zack through Memphis to the cities oldest Catholic church.

“What are we doing here?” Zack asked.

“You’ll see,” Lynn responded as she got out of her car. “Follow me.”

Shaking his head Zack followed Lynn and the two walked into the church. The two took a seat in one of the back pews. The church was a typical Catholic cathedral with stained glass windows, vaulted ceilings, and a basic cross floor plan. The two sat in the pew in silence for a few minutes.

“No one is really sure where they came from,” Lynn started. “Some believe that they are souls cursed by God, others believe that they were made by the Devil, but no one knows for sure. Vampires are a type of demon that lives in a human’s body.”

“Wait a second…a type of demon? There are other things out there as well?” Zack asked.

“Yes. Much of what is thought to be folklore and fairy tale is based on reality. Vampires, demons, magic…it’s all real,” Lynn said with a sigh.

“How do you know about all of this?”

“The how’s really don’t matter right now. What matters is getting you ready,” Lynn said with a look of determination that Zack had never seen in his friend before.

Nodding his head Zack replied, “okay.”

“Much of what you know of vampires from the movies is at least in part correct. Vampires are immortal but have a few weaknesses and can be killed. As you have seen, a wooden stake to the heart is one of those lethal weaknesses. As is decapitation, direct sunlight, fire, and large amounts of Holy Water. They don’t like crosses but cannot be killed by one.”

“And when they die they turn to dust?”

“Yes. Vampires are also incredibly strong and agile. Their senses are much more powerful than that of the average person and it is nearly impossible to pick a vampire out of a crowd of people. The demon inside only comes out when it is time to feed. They live off of the blood of the living by drinking it from their victims. In some cases, a vampire will choose to turn his or her victim. They do this by first drinking the victim nearly to death and then by making the victim drink their own blood. The person will die and then be reborn as a vampire.”

Zack leaned forward, puts his elbows on his knees and placed his head in his hands. Letting out a sigh he said, “So how do I fit into all of this?”

Staring blanking into space Lynn responded, “I wish you didn’t, but now they know who you are and if you don’t fight back,” turning to look directly into Zack’s eyes, “you’ll never be safe.”

The next day Lynn met Zack at his school to begin the training. She taught him the ways to kill vampires and how to incorporate it with his existing fighting skills. The training also included studying. Over the next few weeks Zack was consumed with learning as much as he could about vampires. Every book that Lynn gave him he devoured. All of his time that was not taken up with his classes was focused into training and preparing for his fight with the vampires.

***

“Who was it that killed Peter?” Zack asked at the end of his nightly training session.

Lynn walked around the room to face Zack. “His name is Richard. He has lived in Memphis for a few years now and is believed to be a bit of a leader in the vampire community.”

“Okay,” Zack replied as Lynn handed him a towel, “that’s a start. What else do we know about him?”

“I haven’t found out much on his past but I have been able to find his lair,” Lynn stated as Zack looked on with great interest. “He and many other vampires have taken over an office building in the middle of downtown Memphis. This is where they seem to live and sleep. If you can get in during the day when they are sleeping, you should be able to kill him and many others.”

Nodding his head Zack said, “That’s good but it sounds almost too easy.”

“Oh it won’t be. The building is heavily guarded.”

“Wonderful,” Zack replied with a sigh.

“I never said this was going to be easy Zack. In fact I wanted you to stay away from all of this,” Lynn said.

“And you know that is something that I just can’t do. I’d never be able to live with myself if I didn’t do something,” Zack said in exasperation.

“I know. I’m sorry. You have worked very hard and I think you are ready, but you will have to be extremely careful,” Lynn assured Zack.

Looking up at his former professor Zack asked, “when?”

There’s Still Some Honesty Left in the World

And it has taken the form of a 35-year-old golfer.

Currently Listening

1. “Radio” by Hot Water Music (from Alkaline Trio/Hot Water Music [Split CD])
2. “Drive Away” by The All-American Rejects (from The All-American Rejects)
3. “I Dare You” by Dead To Me (from African Elephants)
4. “Sympathy” by The Get Up Kids (from Guilt Show)
5. “Incomplete” by Jawbreaker (from Unfun)
6. “Where We’re Going We Don’t Need Roads” by Red City Radio (from To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie)
7. “Center of the City” by Roustabouts (from The Only One)
8. “Far and Away” by Sinkhole (from Core Sample)
9. “Kids of the Blackhole” by The Copyright (from Make Sound)
10. “The Hero Dies in This One” by The Ataris (from So Long Astoria [Bonus Tracks])

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Harry Potter is Evil?

Good lord. I’m sorry but this is idiotic.

Sarah Palin Network



Hilarious!!!

Thanks to Unreasonable Faith for the find.

Video of the Day

"Johnny Hit And Run Paulene" by X

Quote of the Day

While I have never voted Democrat, have no Democratic sympathies or interest in joining their ranks, more and more I’ve become convinced the complaints about government interference on the part of the right are not over abortion, Obama, or an Orwellian future but about the preservation of a “pristine” conservatism and the thinning of wallets. This time Marx isn’t waging class warfare; the very capitalists are declaring it.
-- Richard Alemen from the post Yes to a Plan, No to this One on the blog The Distributist Review

Hardcore Enrollment Campers

According to this story, parents of soon-to-be kindergarteners have spent this rain soaked weekend camping out for a chance to get their kids into all-day kindergarten next year.

From the story –
Parents at many elementary schools across the Oklahoma City area faced a third rain-soaked day of camping in an effort to ensure a spot for their children in all-day kindergarten next school year. Enrollment is first-come, first-served, making campouts to reserve a spot are an annual occurrence.

At Broadmoore Elementary School in south Moore, about 20 families remained camped out this afternoon, but most were grumpy, disheveled and tired. Most people simply grunted and shook their heads when asked for comments, and some said nothing at all.
The Broadmoore parking lot and entrance area are not all that big and those tents are packed in there like sardines. The folks camped out at Central Elementary in Moore had out a grill last night when we drove past…it looked almost like a family reunion barbeque. At first we guessed that lines were for pre-K enrollment but apparently it’s for all-day kindergarten.

Needless to say…dropping the kids off at school tomorrow is going to suck.

How Does This Happen?

How does a band that played on the Family Values Tour end up doing a Sebadoh cover?

Not Only are We Trashing the Planet…

We’re trashing space too.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Currently Listening

1. “We are the Sons of Woody Guthrie” by Red City Radio (from To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie)
2. “Dead Friends Don’t Play Debts” by Red City Radio (from To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie)
3. “You’ve Got So Far to Go” by Alkaline Trio (from Maybe I’ll Catch Fire)
4. “Blue Carolina” by Alkaline Trio (from Good Mourning)
5. “I Dare You” by Dead To Me (from African Elephants)
6. “Ran That Scam” by Dead To Me (from Little Brother)
7. “Pentagrams” by The Copyrights (from Make Sound)
8. “Out of Ideas” by The Copyrights (from Learn the Hard Way)
9. “Crawling Back to You” by Teenage Bottlerocket (from Warning Device)
10. “Anna’s Song” by Teenage Bottlerocket (from Warning Device)

Friday, April 16, 2010

Video of the Day

“We are the Sons of Woody Guthrie” by Red City Radio

Red City Radio: "We are the Sons of Woody Guthrie" from Punknews.org on Vimeo.

This is a great song by a great local band. Hopefully it will catch on nationwide.

Thanks to OklahomaRock.com for the find.

CD Review: To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie


Title: To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie
Artist: Red City Radio (MySpace, Facebook, PureVolume)

Last year Red City Radio released what is quickly becoming my second favorite release by an Oklahoma based artist in the To the Sons and Daughters of Woody Guthrie EP. The five songs are on this EP are all catchy with great hooks and powerful lyrics. The great thing about Red City Radio’s music is that it is hard to pin down. While it is obviously punk in nature, there is a brilliant mix of post hardcore, pop punk, and emo that makes the music powerful and enduring (not unlike my favorite OK band the Roustabouts). Fans of Hot Water Music, Dead To Me, Alkaline Trio, Descendents, The Bouncing Souls, The Methadones, and the aforementioned Roustabouts should do themselves a favor and get this CD right now. Besides, how can you not love a band with the lyric "tell all the boys in New York, about the Oklahoma City sound"?

Tina Fey for President?

I might just vote for that

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Think That Humans Aren’t Hurting the Planet?

Just look at this…

Headline: A 2nd garbage patch: Plastic soup seen in Atlantic

From the story –
The studies describe a soup of micro-particles similar to the so-called Great Pacific Garbage Patch, a phenomenon discovered a decade ago between Hawaii and California that researchers say is likely to exist in other places around the globe.

"We found the great Atlantic garbage patch," said Anna Cummins, who collected plastic samples on a sailing voyage in February.

The debris is harmful for fish, sea mammals — and at the top of the food chain, potentially humans — even though much of the plastic has broken into such tiny pieces they are nearly invisible.

Since there is no realistic way of cleaning the oceans, advocates say the key is to keep more plastic out by raising awareness and, wherever possible, challenging a throwaway culture that uses non-biodegradable materials for disposable products.

"Our job now is to let people know that plastic ocean pollution is a global problem — it unfortunately is not confined to a single patch," Cummins said.
Two words: no shit. If this kind of thing doesn’t make people realize that we are jacking up this planet, I don’t know what will.

Twilight Joins Top 10 Most Challenged Books List

According to this story, Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series has joined the top 10 most challenged books in US libraries.

From the story –
Queen of teen vampire romance Stephenie Meyer has topped every bestseller chart going but she has now made it onto a less coveted chart, after her Twilight books joined the ranks of those most frequently requested to be banned from US libraries.

Meyer's novels, about the romance between a human teenage girl and a vampire, came fifth on the American Library Association's list of books which people tried hardest to ban in the last year. This is the first time the Mormon author's novels have appeared in the line-up – JK Rowling and Philip Pullman are both veterans of the list – with complaints about both their level of sexual explicitness and their "religious viewpoint".
The list also includes such classics as To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee and The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger. *sigh*

Thanks to Pop Candy for the find.

12 Creepy Kids Books

I’m definitely avoiding these… I have to admit that a few of the titles made me giggle though.

Thanks to Pop Candy for the find.

The Return of MST3K…Sort Of

The three original cast members of Mystery Science Theater 3000 have gotten back together for a live project called Cinematic Titanic. In front of a live audience, Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu (Crow T. Robot, Dr. Forrester), and J. Elvis Weinstein (the original Tom Servo, Dr. Erhardt) do what they do best…watch bad movies and make fun of them.

Satellite News ran a story yesterday dealing with the trio’s appearance on Countdown with Keith Olbermann, including a video of the segment. Who knew that Keith had such great taste in television shows?

Also, MST3K was included in Time magazine’s The 100 Best TV Shows of All-TIME.

Amazing Meteor Shower Video

Check it out.

Video of the Day

"Thinking 'Bout Somethin'" by Hanson

Thinking 'Bout Somethin'

HANSON MySpace Music Videos


Thanks to OklahomaRock.com for the find.

Pay TV is Getting the Boot

According to this story, nearly 800,000 households in the US have dumped pay TV.

From the story –
To wit: Nearly 800,000 households in the U.S. have "cut the cord," dumping their cable, satellite, or telco TV providers (such as AT&T U-verse or Verizon FiOS) and turning instead to Web-based videos (like Hulu), downloadable shows (iTunes), by-mail subscription services (Netflix), or even good ol' over-the-air antennas for their favorite shows, according to the report.

Now, as TechCrunch points out, the estimated 800,000 cord cutters represent less than 1 percent of the 100 million U.S. households (give or take) currently subscribing to a cable/satellite/telco TV carrier, so it's not like we're talking a mass exodus here. But by the end of 2011, the report guesstimates, the number of cord-cutting households in the U.S. will double to about 1.6 million, and if the trend continues, well...
I actually see this as a good thing. We haven’t had pay TV in our house for over 5 years and even though I could get free satellite TV, there is a big part of my that just doesn’t want it in my home.

How Bad Words Evolve

Andrew Sullivan has an interesting piece today entitled The Evolution of Cussing in which he quotes John McWhorter‘s piece Why Do Educated People Use Bad Words?.

Money Quote –
We consider racial slurs an offense against human beings for concrete reasons — but would be harder pressed to express why Joe Biden’s use of an expletive makes him a bad human being.
I have to admit that I use way too many bad words (especially when dealing with customers…thank God for the mute button). My entire family has a history of suffering from sailor mouth (I have very vivid memories of my Dad yelling “Goddammit David!” whenever I messed something up real good and then there is my brother…) but I am trying to curb my use of the four letter words. But dang it sometimes they are just the best way to express a feeling…plus their funny (On a side note, does anyone else remember when Jim Henson was on the Arsenio Hall Show? Jim was working Rowlf the dog and at one point said “aw son of a bitch.” It was one of the funnies things that I’d ever seen because the last thing one would ever expect is for a Muppet to say a bad word.).

For Tax Day

Classic Returns: No-tax day

Changing Musical Opinions

Have you ever listened to a band or a CD and just not gotten into it at all, but then go back and re-listen to the same said band or CD years later and find that you actually like it? That’s happened to me a few times over the years and it just happened today when I stumbled upon a couple of burned CDs; The Evens self titled debut and the other being The Decemberists’ Her Majesty. I was not impressed by either record when I first heard them but found myself getting into them today. In the past couple of years I’ve gotten more into indie rock and alt country, so that probably explains why I now enjoy these records (I really couldn’t stand The Decemberists when I first heard them).

It’s weird though listening to something that you have a negative opinion about and then having that opinion change right before your ears…almost like you are hearing the music for the first time. Has anyone else experienced this?

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Vatican to the Beatles: “You’re Forgiven”; Yet the Beatles Don’t Care

Am I the only one that thinks that the Vatican might be trying to play distraction with this one?

Money Quote –

Ringo's reply to the church's olive branch? "Didn't the Vatican say we were satanic or possibly satanic -- and they've still forgiven us? I think the Vatican, they've got more to talk about than the Beatles," the 70-year-old drummer told CNN.

Currently Listening

1. “We’re All in This Together” by Ben Lee (from Awake is the New Sleep)
2. “Running with Scissors” by Ben Lee (from Hey You. Yes You.)
3. “I Love Pop Music” by Ben Lee (from The Rebirth of Venus)
4. “Song for the Divine Mother of the Universe” by Ben Lee (from The Rebirth of Venus)
5. “An Otherwise Sunny Day” by Filthy Thievin’ Bastards (from A Melody of Retreads and Broken Quills)
6. “Back to the Old Inkwell” ” by Filthy Thievin’ Bastards (from My Pappy Was a Pistol)
7. “Deliver Me” ” by Filthy Thievin’ Bastards (from Our Fathers Sent Us [EP])
8. “Tried to Be True” by Indigo Girls (from Indigo Girls)
9. “Devotion” by Indigo Girls (from Retrospective)
10. “Sing a Song for Them” by Jenny Lewis (from Acid Tongue)
11. “Handle with Care” by Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins (from Rabbit Fur Coat)
12. “Sky Open Up” by The Watson Twins (from Fire Songs)
13. “How Am I to Be” by The Watson Twins (from Fire Songs)
14. “Watch Me Fall” by Uncle Tupelo (from 89/93: An Anthology)
15. “Calloused Heart” by Drag the River (from The Blasting Room)

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Upcoming Battle Over the Next Supreme Court Justice

NPR’s Political Junkie has a great piece entitled The GOP And The Court Vacancy that I highly suggest checking out.

From the story –
Now comes another hot-button issue on the Senate's plate: confirming Obama's choice of a successor to retiring Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens. As I wrote last week, it's not that the ideological balance of the court is at stake here; Stevens is a leader of the liberal wing and is expected to be replaced by someone with similar views.

[...]

The president also has a decision to make. Will he, in the wake of his health care victory, feel emboldened to name a strong liberal? He will have to decide whether this would ignite a GOP/Tea Party revolt, while at the same time calculating whether the right will fight him no matter whom he chooses. And if he decides that's the case, then all bets are off. The alternative, of course, is that with an election on the horizon, will he go the safe route? (Of the three top choices, Garland is considered the safest pick; Wood, who has a voluminous paper trail on abortion, would be one that could lead to a protracted battle.)

An interesting column in Saturday's Washington Post by Ruth Marcus, who makes the case that no matter who is chosen, Obama "could well end his first term with a more conservative Supreme Court than the one he inherited." Indeed, Stevens himself has said that "including myself, every judge who's been appointed to the court" since 1971 -- with the exception of Ginsburg -- "has been more conservative than his or her predecessor."
The piece goes on to give a breakdown of each justice and who he/she replaced. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out.

They’re Metaphors People!!!!!!

NOTE: The following post is more of a venting session for my own personal benefit than anything else. Because of that, I may be harsher than normal. Any hurt feelings, anger, or insults that result from the reading of this post are not intentional. This is simply my unvarnished opinion. Take it as you will.

I know that recently I said that I was going to stay away from religious posts in which I express my thoughts on religion/God (beyond commenting on topics in the news) and I know that I violated that pledge with my recent post about my kids, but due to that discussion I feel like there are a few things that need to be said.

1) All religions, religious texts, sacred books/documents, mythologies, etc. are metaphors. None of them are intended or meant to be, nor should they be, taken literally. They are stories that are supposed to serve as guides and guidelines for living better lives. They are to show people how to be good people and convey the morals and ethics of specific cultures (the core of which are nearly always the same across the board).

2) No religious text, sacred book/document, or mythology should be taken literally or treated as historical fact. Many may include actual historical people and recount some historical events (Jesus, the Buddha, and Muhammad come to mind) but they in and of themselves are not historical documents nor should they be taken as fact.

3) As Screeching Weasel once sang “The Buddhists believe that the functional aspects override the myth.” This may be one reason why I am so drawn to Buddhism but beyond that it is an excellent point. Too many people focus on the specifics of the story/myth/scripture instead of the meaning and message that it is trying to convey.

4) More than anything else, what you do in this world and life will determine your fate. Actions speak louder than words and we are responsible for what we do and that is how we will be judged. This is not to say that redemption isn’t possible because I wholeheartedly believe that it is, but to be redeemed one must walk the walk and not just talk the talk.

There you have it. I just needed to get that off of my chest.

*Update 4/14* For those who are interested, MOTW's comment on this post was too long for Blogger. He has since posted it here.

Currently Listening

Here are today’s shuffle results.

1. “Chasing Heather Crazy” by Guided By Voices (from The Best of Guided By Voices: Human Amusements at Hourly Rates)
2. “Help Yourself” by Tom Jones (from Gold Disc 1)
3. “Worker Fate” by Hudson Falcons (from American Fight Club)
4. “Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)” by Marvin Gaye (from What’s Going On [2001 Deluxe Edition] Disc 10
5. “Man on the Moon” by R.E.M. (from Automatic for the People)
6. “Every Breath You Take” by Strung Out (Before You Were Punk, Vol. 2)
7. “Check One” by ALL (from Allroy’s Revenge)
8. “My Dog’s a Cat” by Dag Nasty (from Can I Say [Bonus Tracks])
9. “Whiskey Bottle” by Uncle Tupelo (from 89/93: An Anthology)
10. “Good Luck Charm” by Elvis Presley (from Elvis: 30 # 1 Hits)

Monday, April 12, 2010

Cover Wars -- "Wendy"

The Beach Boys vs. Descendents





My Vote: Descendents

Currently Listening

Here are the results of today’s shuffle.

1. “Jailbreak” by Dropkick Murphys (from The Meanest of Times [CD/DVD] Disc 1)
2. “Fire and Rain” by Me First & the Gimme Gimmes (from Have a Ball)
3. “See It Now” by The Mr. T Experience (from Milk Milk Lemonade)
4. “Opinion of Feelings” by 7 Seconds (from New Wind)
5. “14 Hours” by Face To Face (from How to Ruin Everything)
6. “Upstarts and Broken Hearts” by Dropkick Murphys (from The Gang's All Here)
7. “Nobody’s” by ALL (from Percolater)
8. “Little Red Corvette” by Prince (from 1999)
9. “I’m So Afraid” by Fleetwood Mac (from The Dance)
10. “We Want the Airwaves” by The Ramones (from Hey! Ho! Let’s Go: The Anthology Disc 2)

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Amazing Volcano Pictures

This was sent to me a long time ago but I just got around to looking at it. Amazing pictures.

Psychics’ Know the Future…

Or maybe not.

Maybe I Only Find This Funny Because I am a Parent…

But this story made me laugh.

Headline: Need Some Help Telling Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Apart?

Quote of the Day

It’s song lyrics actually…

Greed and fear seem to be the driving force of modern life
We are encouraged to consume and consume with no thought of where it comes from or where it goes
Our lives are accelerating as we fall out of touch with nature and ancient myth
We are desperately in need of a brand new dream
-- Ben Lee from the song “I Love Pop Music

Randy, Randy, Randy…

According to this story, State Rep. Randy Terrill (who happens to represent the district I live in) “failed to report almost $13,000 in campaign contributions he received last year until questions were raised by The Oklahoman.” I’m sure that Randy will now go on the attack, just like he always does when anyone criticizes him, his policies, or his record. Yet even with all of this going on, it is safe to say that he will get re-elected because this district is exceedingly Republican and because the only person who has ever run against him in a general election has gotten his butt handed to him three times. I would run against him but I don’t have the money or the time honestly. Lord knows someone needs to get this guy out of office. He is a career politician in the making.

Mitt Beat Ron in Straw Poll by One Vote

Mitt Romney won the Southern Republican Leadership Conference’s 2012 presidential straw poll, beating Ron Paul by one vote (Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich came in third and fourth respectfully).

What’s it all mean? Nothing really. The poll results will give Romney a boost but in order for him to have a chance to win the nomination, a lot of people will have to get over the whole Mormon thing. Also I just don’t see him being able to create enough excitement to take on the Obama campaign machine.

In fact, of these four I think that Paul is the only one who could give Obama a run for his money. He is kooky enough to not seems like another “old white guy” plus there is the fact that he actually seems sincere (unlike the rest of the lot).

The reality is though, if the GOP wants to have a snowballs chance, then they will need to find a leader who can energize people, one who is a new face, and preferably one who isn’t an “old white guy.” Some would immediately say that Palin fits that bill but the fact is that she is as divisive as Obama and Hillary Clinton and simply cannot win.

I honestly have no problems with Romney and think he would probably make a descent president, I just don’t think that the country is ready for a Mormon president. The GOP would have a better chance with a Hispanic Catholic lesbian than with a Mormon and that is kind of sad.

Currently Listening

Here’s what the computer gave us today…

1. “Mommy Mommy” by Swingin’ Utters (from More Scared)
2. “Attack” by Public Image Limited (from Public Image)
3. “If I Could Build My Whole World Around You” by Marvin Gaye (from The Very Best of Marvin Gaye [Motown 2001] Disc 1)
4. “Save Me” by Queen (from Greatest Hits [We Will Rock You Edition])
5. “2nd Street” by Pinhead Gunpowder (from Compulsive Disclosure)
6. “Lost Boys and Golden Girls” by Meat Loaf (from Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell)
7. “Monahan’s” by Hudson Falcons (from Desperation & Revolution)
8. “Bottom of the Rain” by Buffalo Tom (from Three Easy Pieces)
9. “Last Refuge” by TonyALL (from New Girl, Old Story)
10. “Crane” by Jawbreaker (from Unfun)

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Holiday Inn Wants You to Weigh In Before Checking In

In a new promotion, Holiday Inn is challenging their guests to pay their weight.

From the story –
Hotels create catchy promotions as a way to entice guests and generate publicity, but sometimes the creativity goes a little too far. Case in point: The Holiday Inn Olathe, Kansas and The Great Weight Rate.

The latest promotion crosses the line of "cute and kitshy" and, in my opinion, enters into hostile territory. The hotel challenges guests to pay their own weight -- step on the scale at check-in and the nightly rate will be calculated at .35 cents per pound.

According to the Holiday Inn's website, the promotion is meant to motivate people to get in shape for summer. As far as I'm concerned, the promotion borders on rude and inhospitable, two characteristics a hotel should not have on their record.

Travel expert Pauline Frommer, who is also a blog contributor for Weight Watchers, said the campaign "steps over the line of good taste and into outright bigotry" in her latest blog post. Bigotry is a strong word, but then again, weight issues are no laughing matter. It's one thing to be asked how much you weigh before boarding a 9-seater Cessna so the pilot can adjust the weight levels and ensure a steady flight. It's another thing to be asked to weigh-in for a room at the Holiday Inn.

It's only fair to point out that this "package" includes dinner and breakfast, plus access to workout facilities at the YMCA (which will come in handy if you went over your allotted calorie count for the day). And, if you don't want to step on the scale, you can just pay $150 for the night as part of the promotion. But, really, Holiday Inn? You couldn't just offer a promotion with access to the YMCA and call it a night?
Why do I get the feeling that this is one of those ideas that looks great on paper but just doesn’t seem to work out in practice? You know…kind of like communism and Star Wars Episode I.

Currently Listening

Today I’m picking out songs that have that feeling of spring.

1. “Mandy” by Me First & the Gimme Gimmes (from Have a Ball)
2. “Me Against the World” by Halo Friendlies (from Freaky Friday)
3. “Happy” by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin (from God Fodder)
4. “Gitchee Gitchee Goo [Extended Version]” by Phineas & The Ferbtones (from Phineas & Ferb)
5. “I Don’t Wanna Grow Up” by The Pavers (from Wrecking Ball)
6. “Pull Shapes” by The Pipettes (from We Are The Pipettes [US Bonus Tracks])
7. “Country Girl” by Primal Scream (from Riot City Blues)
8. “Ocean” by Sebadoh (from Harmacy)
9. “Too Much Passion” by The Smithereens (from Blown to Smithereens: The Best of The Smithereens)
10. “Package Thief” by Superchunk (from On the Mouth)
11. “Gave You My Heart” by Teenage Bottlerocket (from Warning Device)
12. “We Were Sick” by The Thermals (from Now We Can See)
13. “Don’t Let’s Start” by They Might Be Giants (from Dial-A-Song: 20 Years of They Might Be Giants)
14. “Messing with My Head” by Tinted Windows (from Tinted Windows)
15. “It’s Not Unusual” by Tom Jones (from Gold Disc 1)
16. “One and the Same” by Demi Lovato & Selena Gomez (from Disney Channel Playlist)
17. “Casemaker” by Sinkhole (from Punk USA)
18. “Half of You” by Wakeland (from Magnetic)
19. “Possibilities” by Weezer (from Maladroit)
20. “The Last Song” by The All-American Rejects (from The All-American Rejects)

Friday, April 09, 2010

FINALLY!!! The Unusuals on DVD!

The completely kick ass, and sadly very short lived, show The Unusuals is out on DVD. I’m not normally a fan of the cop drama but this show was fantastic. You can watch all 10 episodes on the series on YouTube, but this is still a DVD that has moved high up on my wish list.

Thanks to Pop Candy for the find.

Edward to Play Kurt?

It seems that Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson has possibly landed the role of Kurt Cobain.

From the story –
Robert Pattinson has landed the role of Kurt Cobain in a film about the grunge rocker's life, the British newspaper The Sun is claiming.

Citing a "source" Britain's largest newspaper says the casting of Pattinson is a key condition for Cobain's widow Courtney Love, who reportedly has a large role in the film's production.

"Robert has been calling and e-mailing her non-stop," the source is quoted in the article. "But he is her number one choice to play Kurt."

The article states that Love's choice to play herself is Scarlett Johansson. "She is adamant Scarlett will play her," the source tells the newspaper.
I’m not sure what to think about this. I can kind of see Pattinson as Cobain and I think that if anyone could pull off Courtney Love, it’s Scarlett Johansson, but the whole thing is a bit surreal.

RIP Malcolm McLaren

The Sex Pistols’ former manager Malcolm McLaren died Thursday of cancer. No matter what one thinks of McLaren or the Pistols’, his influence on music and pop culture was monumental. Rest well Malcolm.

Currently Listening

Here are the results of today’s shuffle.

1. “Out of Control” by Rancid (from Indestructible)
2. “Crucifixion” by ALL (from Problematic)
3. “Cowboy Song” by Wakeland (from Wakeland)
4. “This Is Not a Dream” by TonyALL (from New Girl, Old Story)
5. “Merchandise” by Fugazi (from Repeater + 3 Songs)
6. “1965 G.T.O.” by The Amazing Royal Crowns (from The Amazing Royal Crowns)
7. “Not the Only One” by The GC5 (from Kisses from Hanoi / Horseshoes & Handgrenades)
8. “What’s Going On” by Marvin Gaye (from What’s Going On [2001 Deluxe Edition] Disc 1)
9. “Bug Powder” by Barnyard Slut (from Space Age Motel)
10. “U.S. of Hate” by U.S. Bombs (from War Birth)

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Amazing Buddha Statue


My Mom sent this link to me. It is a Wooden Meditating Buddha statue and it is amazing. Here is the statue's description --
You can see and feel each stroke the artisan brings to this elegant Buddha in the traditional vajrasana meditative pose. Individually hand carved of kiln-dried suar wood, a renewable tropical hardwood, each is a unique artwork and a beautiful testament to balance and enlightenment. 10"W x 5"D x 12"H. Imported.
How beautiful, peaceful, and serene. I would LOVE to have this in my house!

Kids and Religion, Ctd.

My kids have been attending a Pentecostal church with some friends and they have been enjoying it a lot. One day recently my daughter asked me if she and her brother had been baptized. Told her that they had when they were babies, at the Lutheran church that my wife attended growing up, and she passed said information on to the pastor and Sunday school teacher at the church. Apparently the Sunday school teacher has been telling my daughter that she and her brother need to be baptized again because when they were babies they were only sprinkled with water and not submerged in it. For the most part I have been fine with my children attending this church. I’ve gone to it once and even though the service made me incredibly uncomfortable the people were nice and I saw my kids’ involvement as something for socializing more than anything else. This morning when my daughter told me about the persistence of the Sunday school teacher on the baptism issue I got concerned.

So I decided that we need to have a little talk about religion, and standing in the kitchen before taking them to school I laid a few things out for them. First I said that the folks at this church are very nice people but the things that they are saying about baptism, Heaven, and so on are simply their opinions and that no one can speak for God or truly and completely understand God. I also said that they should always be dubious of people who say that they speak for God. God has been interpreted in many different ways and the key is what you actually do in life, not if you have been baptized or have repented or how you understand God. I said that I simply could not see the God that created this wonderful world sending someone to Hell for not believing in certain things.

The discussion didn’t go on much further since I needed to get the kids to school. My son did ask whether Jesus was God or the son of God. I smiled and told him that Christians had been arguing that point for as long as there have been Christians. In the car the Ten Commandments came up (mostly I think because my daughter wanted to point out that the word “ass” was included, which got lots of giggles from the backseat). I told them that the thing that one needs to take away from the Ten Commandments is the same simple lesson that is taught in every major religion around the world – a) don’t murder, b) don’t screw people over, and c) live your life in service to others. Those three things, I told them, were the key.

I have brought up the idea a few times about doing Sunday morning field trips to other churches and my son is looking forward to the experience (my daughter isn’t really excited about the idea because she likes the church that they are going to; personally I think that she is comfortable there and she doesn’t like the idea of change). The next time we talk about God, I am going to tell them that they need to make up their own minds about what they believe and not just follow the people at the church that they have been attending, or anyone else for that matter. They will need to read and experience the vast possibilities before they settle on what type of belief works best for them.

Admittedly I have not been looking forward to these discussions but it appears that the time for them is at hand. I will continue to allow my kids to go to this church and I will insist that they be respectful to the beliefs of the people there, but I will also insist that they understand that their own beliefs must be theirs and no one else’s. I will also insist that they understand the importance and value of being a good person and living a good life, for it is that, I believe, the determines our fate.

Currently Reading


Title: The God Who Is There (Amazon, Wikipedia)
Author: Francis A. Schaeffer (Wikipedia, L’Abri Fellowship International)
Publisher: IVP Books (Official)

Recently I decided that I wanted to learn more about Christian apologetics and a very generous local blogger offered to hook me up with a copy of The God Who Is There. At this point I am at the beginning of the second chapter but I must admit that I am a little lost (kind of like when you are in a room with people who are talking in-depth about a subject that you know nothing about).

Here is a passage that stood out to me (from p. 30) –
The line of despair indicates a titanic shift at this present time within the unity of rationalism. Above the line, people were rationalistic optimists. They believed they could begin with themselves and draw a circle which would encompass all thoughts of life and life itself without having to depart from the logic of antithesis. They thought that their own, rationalistically, finite people could find a unity within the total diversity—an adequate explanation for the whole of reality. This is where philosophy stood prior to our own era. The only real argument between these rationalist optimists concerned what circle should be drawn.
To some extent I see my own personal philosophy mirrored in “the unity of rationalism” described above…if I am understanding what Schaeffer is saying that is.

So far this book is a frustrating and slow read and I think that is mostly because I lack the much of the context from which it was written. I’m not a Christian and even when I did go to church it wasn’t an evangelical church so much of what is being discussed is foreign to me. One thing for sure…I still have much learning to do.

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Steven Egerton to Release Solo Album & Play Local Record Release Shows

PunkNews.org is reporting that ALL/Descendents’ guitarist extraordinaire is will be releasing a solo album in May.

From the story –

Titled The Seven Degrees of Stephen Egerton and set for release May 11, 2010 via Paper and Plastick, the album will feature music by Stephen and vocals by a number of musicians including John Speck (The Fags), Jon Snodgrass (Drag The River), John Moreland, Chad Price (ALL), Bill McShane (Ultimate Fakebook), Jesse Cole (Le Fang), Dan Andriano (Alkaline Trio), Milo Aukerman (Descendents), Mike Herrera (MxPx), Scott Reynolds (ALL), Joey Cape (Lagwagon), Chris DeMakes (Less Than Jake), Frank Daly (Big Drill Car), Mark Vecchiarelli (Shades Apart) and Abe Brennan (My Name).
And in related news OklahomaRock.com is reporting the release of the albums first single and details for the upcoming record release shows in Oklahoma City and Tulsa.

From the story –
“Our Last Song”, the first single from Stephen Egerton’s upcoming album The Seven Degrees of Stephen Egerton (May 11, Paper + Plastick Records), was released today on AltPress.com. The song features vocals by Dan Andriano of Alkaline Trio.

[...]

The Tulsa resident is best known as the guitarist of The Descendents and All. He owns Armstrong Recording Studio in Tulsa, where he recorded albums by locals like Red City Radio, Over Stars and Gutters, John Moreland, Callupsie, The Effects, My
Solstice and others.

ALBUM RELEASE SHOWS:
May 14 - The Conservatory (Oklahoma City)
featuring vocals by Chris DeMakes (Less Than Jake), Jon Snodgrass (Drag The River), Chad Price (ALL/Drag The River), Scott Reynolds (ALL/Steaming Beast) and John Speck (The Fags). Other singers may be added.

Also: Scott Reynolds and the Steaming Beast, Slorder (Stephen’s instrumental band), Drag The River (acoustic) & Euclid Crash

May 15 - The Crystal Pistol (Tulsa)
featuring vocals by Chris DeMakes (Less Than Jake), Jon Snodgrass (Drag The River), Chad Price (ALL/Drag The River), Scott Reynolds (ALL/Steaming Beast), John Speck (The Fags) and John Moreland. Other singers may be added.

Also: Scott Reynolds and the Steaming Beast, Slorder (Stephen’s instrumental band) & Drag The River (acoustic)

Well I know where I'll be on May 14th! Steven Egerton, Scott Reynolds, and Chad Price all on the same night and on the same stage!!! Plus I'll finally get to see Drag the River and the Steaming Beast! Now I just need to make sure to get that night off of work and save up some money...

“I’m Much Too Young to Feel This Damn Old”

“I’m looking older but I still feel in my youth”
-- from “Crumbling Heart" by The Ducky Boys


I was asked yesterday when/where I met my wife (for those who care or may not know it was in high school). The answer kind of hit me, in a straw-that-broke-the-camel’s-back kind of way, and man do I feel old.

The frustrating thing is that I know that I’m not old. I’m 35 for pity’s sake and 35 is not old…middle aged sure but not old.

For the first time in my life, I feel completely disconnected from the youth of today (i.e. teens and people in their early 20s, not the NYC straight edge band). For the majority of my adult life, I felt like an 18-22 year old, but now I look at and talk to people who are 18-22 and I feel like I’m talking to an alien.

Then today I decided to look up folks that I would have graduated if I hadn’t moved from Florida and wow…talk about reinforcing feelings of failure and disappointment. A lot of these folks have great jobs and masters degrees and what do I have? A house that my parents bought and the shittiest job in town…makes one feel accomplished.

Is this what a midlife crisis feels like?

Currently Listening

Here are today’s shuffle results.

1. “Sunday Suit” by Hot Water Music (from A Flight and a Crash)
2. “Born Secular” by Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins (from Rabbit Fur Coat)
3. “Alive and Kicking” by Simple Minds (from The Best of Simple Minds Disc 1)
4. “Do Wot You Do” by INXS (from Pretty in Pink)
5. “Skyway” by The Replacements (from Don’t You Know Who I Think I Was?: The Best of The Replacements)
6. “Tree Hugger” by Antsy Pants (from Juno)
7. “Doctor Worm” by They Might Be Giants (from Dial-A-Song: 20 Years of They Might Be Giants Disc 1)
8. “Ghost Town Blues” by Social Distortion (from Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell)
9. “Crumbling Heart” by The Ducky Boys (from Three Chords and the Truth)
10. “Bleed Til Today” by The Eyeliners (from No Apologies)

Monday, April 05, 2010

Cover Wars -- "Twenty Flight Rock"

Eddie Cochran vs. Tiger Army





My Vote: Tiger Army

Oklahoma Makes Dubious List

According to this story, Oklahoma is the 13th most dangerous state in the nation based on CQ Press’ annual State Crime Rankings.

Here are the OK specifics –
Assault: 9
Burglary: 10
Murder: 16
Motor Vehicle Theft: 18
Rape: 10
Robbery: 26
Interestingly, OK has had more motor vehicle thefts, rapes, and murders than the first two states on the list (Nevada and New Mexico).

For Anyone Who Has Kids That are Fans of the Disney Channel…

This post by the always brilliant Leslie Simon is pretty darned funny.

Currently Listening

Here are the results of today’s shuffle.

1. “Calling All Nations” by INXS (from Kick)
2. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana (from Nevermind)
3. “Garden” by Pearl Jam (from Ten)
4. “True Intentions” by Dead To Me (from Cuban Ballerina)
5. “Halfsize Girl” by The Briefs (from Sex Objects)
6. “What Do I Have to Do” by The Donnas (from Bitchin’)
7. “Live & Let Die” by Guns N’ Roses (from Grosse Pointe Blank)
8. “Meet James Ensor” by They Might Be Giants (from Dial-A-Song: 20 Years of They Might Be Giants Disc 2)
9. “Around This Down” by Dead End Cruisers (from Cheap Shots and Low Blows, Vol. 1: The TKO Singles 1997-1998)
10. “Rise (Bob Clearmountain Remix)” by Public Image Limited (from The Greatest Hits, So Far)